twenty-four

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EDITED: 29/07/2017

dylan:
uyuy my love

V:
pumpkin!!!!

V:
where have you been?!

dylan:
around :)

dylan:
i work at a cafe and i have to go
in eVERYDAY if i want to keep
my job

V:
awhhh poor baby

V:
are you getting paid well??

dylan:
what's it to you?

V:
i want to know whether i'm going
to receive an amazing birthday
present or a crappy chocolate bar

dylan:
why do you think i'm getting
you a birthday present?

V:
because you luuuuurve me!!

dylan:
k.

V:
:(

dylan:
jokes, when even is your birthday?

V:
i'm offended

dylan:
is it 23rd of july

dylan:
i heard finn saying something
like that when he was explaining
you to me

V:
no

V:
it's the 25th

dylan:
eh

dylan:
close enough

dylan:
and it's ages away so chill your beef

V:
mate

V:
it's in 24 days!!

V:
that is nOt ages away!!!!!

dylan:
oh

dylan:
how many days till finn visits you?

V:
6

dylan:
well then my birthday present to
you is finn

V:
u wot

dylan:
i, dylan baelor, am giving you
finn for your birthday

dylan:
he's all yours :)

V:
your gift is shit

V:
it's worse than the chocolate bar

V:
do you accept returns?

dylan:
nope

dylan:
don't worry

dylan:
you're gonna love him

thankyou all so so so much for 500 reads!
i know it doesn't seem like a lot
but to me it is! also thankyou
for the votes! and to all my loyal
readers, thankyou for reading this awful book :)
—jess

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