EDITED: 29/07/2017
dylan:
uyuy my love
V:
pumpkin!!!!
V:
where have you been?!
dylan:
around :)
dylan:
i work at a cafe and i have to go
in eVERYDAY if i want to keep
my job
V:
awhhh poor baby
V:
are you getting paid well??
dylan:
what's it to you?
V:
i want to know whether i'm going
to receive an amazing birthday
present or a crappy chocolate bar
dylan:
why do you think i'm getting
you a birthday present?
V:
because you luuuuurve me!!
dylan:
k.
V:
:(
dylan:
jokes, when even is your birthday?
V:
i'm offended
dylan:
is it 23rd of july
dylan:
i heard finn saying something
like that when he was explaining
you to me
V:
no
V:
it's the 25th
dylan:
eh
dylan:
close enough
dylan:
and it's ages away so chill your beef
V:
mate
V:
it's in 24 days!!
V:
that is nOt ages away!!!!!
dylan:
oh
dylan:
how many days till finn visits you?
V:
6
dylan:
well then my birthday present to
you is finn
V:
u wot
dylan:
i, dylan baelor, am giving you
finn for your birthday
dylan:
he's all yours :)
V:
your gift is shit
V:
it's worse than the chocolate bar
V:
do you accept returns?
dylan:
nope
dylan:
don't worry
dylan:
you're gonna love him
thankyou all so so so much for 500 reads!
i know it doesn't seem like a lot
but to me it is! also thankyou
for the votes! and to all my loyal
readers, thankyou for reading this awful book :)
—jess
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