Total Superstars

Pilot

Roman's Confessional
"What up?" "It's your boy, Roman Reigns." "I honestly don't know what I'm doing or what I was thinking about when I agreed to be on a reality show, but hey." "No turning back now right?" *laughs*

Producer: What do you think is in store for you by being on this show?

Roman: I don't know man, but if it goes anything like the other reality shows I've seen, then i'm in for some shit. I can tell you that much.
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Randy's Confessional
"Hey." "It's the Viper Randy Orton here." "I have no clue what I'm doing sitting in a chair on the set of a reality show that apparently, I'm gonna be on." *laughs* "I seriously don't remember agreeing to this crap." "Did production tell you I'd do this?"

Producer: They actually said that you agreed to it.

Randy: She told me this was a promo shooting for our European tour. Then, I walked into the biggest trap of all, reality TV.

Producer: What do you expect this show to be like?

Randy: I don't know but if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go have a very long talk with production about false advertising.
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Dolph's Confessional
"Sup everybody." "Dolph Ziggler here apparently on the set of a new reality show."

Ziggler: What's it called again?

Producer: It's called Total Superstars.

Ziggler: Apparently it's Total Divas with men as the stars. Very creative I guess. *mumbles* Not. Aside from that, I'm sure you've all heard that I am single. Just putting that out there. I am quite the ladies man.

Producer: If we were to show this to a specific lady, who would you want it to be?

Ziggler: Definitely Lana.

Producer: What is the number one thing that you expect from being on the show?

Ziggler: Well considering that I don't know who's gonna be on the show with me, I know it's going to be some crap. That's how ratings rise though, so. Whatever.
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Seth's Confessional
"Yo!" "Seth Rollins is here." "You're actually watching for a purpose now." "It's weird that I agreed to this without knowing who my co stars are."

Producer: You don't like your co workers?

Seth: I mean I like them, but there's just some of 'em I just can't work with. Aside from my likes and dislikes, what's the name of this show anyways?

Producer: It's called Total Superstars.

Seth: Oh come on. I could've pulled something more creative than that outta my ass. *laughs* Pretty much, this is my show now. I'm the star, and the fans are only gonna watch the show cause I'm on it.

Producer: What do you expect from being on the show?

Seth: I expect what I said. Were you not listening? I'm gonna be the star. Nobody's gonna matter but me. You watch.
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Corey's Confessional
"Corey Graves here on the set on WWE's newest reality show, Total Superstars." I'm not really warmed up to the idea of being on this new show, but I can live through it."

Producer: We actually couldn't pass up the opportunity to have you on the show.

Corey: I am nothing if not handsome. I can see why. Are you guys gonna tell us who our co stars are?

Producer: You're gonna find out eventually.

Corey: Oh. That's not a good sign.

Producer: So can I ask what you expect from being on this show?

Corey: All I plan on doing is getting through each episode as quickly as possible.
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Dean's Confessional
"What's up?" "It's Dean Ambrose here on the set of something called Total Superstars."

Producer: It's a reality show Dean.

Dean: *confused look* It is?

Producer: Yes.

Dean: Oh. Then why am I here?

Producer: You're one of the stars on the show.

Dean: Are you kidding? What's next? You want me to do a song and dance? Somebody better contact my agent.

Producer: You don't have an agent.

Dean: *confused look* I don't?

Producer: No.

Dean: Well. I guess I'm stuck in this. *sighs* I have nothing else to say but screw this, I'm out. They know who I am already. As for my co stars, see ya on the show. Oh, and to the fans, series premiere is coming up. *winks*