Mom: *sees couple making out in parking lot* God! get a room!
Me: Don't wake me up before eleven, or I turn into the emo child of your nightmares-- whERE THE FUCK IS MY PUNK MUSIC? SOMEONE GET ME SOME SYSTEM OF A DOWN
*our car's rear view is broken on the passenger side*
Mom: *talking to dad* Jeez, there's another car on your side? Are you even looking? Look up, UP UP UP UP...
Me: I made a better rear view than mom...I didn't yell at the sleepy driver. *was the rear view the day before*
*annoying person sits next to me*
Me: UGHHHHH...SO ANNOYING, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING AND IM ALREADY IRRITATED WITH YOUR VERY PRESENCE. GO SHIP YOURSELF TO TIMBUKTU OR SOME SHIT...
Me: *sees third grade history teacher* I'm too tired to say hi, and I didn't give a shit, who knew?
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RandomGet it together already...its Bullshit and rants 3...I mean come on....
