Bullshit, Rants, and Lols

Sir AF (Mofo'n gentleman)

I deliberately drank tea this morning.

I finally found a blend of tea that I enjoy.

THANK GOD.

I hate coffee, and the other teas I tried were just so bland.

I WANTED A DRINK THAT COULD CAFFEINATED MY FREAKIN' CORPSE EVERY MORNING. (Because I'm basically a corpse when I wake up in the morning.)

So, I decided to try drinking another tea I hadn't tried yet. HOLY SHIT

I FELT LIKE A GENTLEMAN AF

why? Because it was English tea. It was earl gray. And you might be thinking: "earl gray is a common tea why tf had you not tried it at all yet?"

To you I say: "QUIT JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS FUUUUUUCK"

(I just drank caffeinated tea and I've been watching Jenna Marbles all morning. Huh, wonder where my current attitude is coming from.)

Early gray is a naturally caffeinated black tea. And black tea is bitter AF on its own. So I made an traditional English blend WITH the earl gray. It's called "London fog"

Freaking Earl gray, but some milk in it, and a shit ton of vanilla espresso syrup to sweeten it like noBODY'S business.

It tasted like I could actually choose to live for a day.

It also told me that caffeine doesn't mix well with Jenna Marbles videos and an only half-tired human being who has one of their main characteristics as "lazy" and or "tired AF"

AND NOW I FELT PRODUCTIVE SO IM GOING TO SPEED RUN AND DO AS MANY SPEEDPAINT AS I CAN THIS WEEK BECAUSE IF I DON'T I'LL BE FINISHING THIS DAMN PROJECT LATE AS FUUUUU--

Lemon.
Calm.
Down.
Your.
Shit.
FReaking, turn off caps lock and step awAY from the keyboard.

Oka--