50 ways to kill an artist

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you thought I was ACTUALLY gonna list 50 WAYS?? HAHAHAhahaHahaHAHAHahAhahAhAaaaa
(Background laughter)
No.
I'm lazy.
And tired.
This is going to be 5 only.
50 just sounded good.

1.) Touch their workspace
HAHAHA DON'T TOUCH. Laptop, sketch book, easel, whatever...DON'T TOUCH WITHOUT ASKIIIIIINGGGG.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT A PAIN IT IS
TO REMOVE SCRIBBLES
OVER
LINEART?! WITHOUT IT BEING ON ANOTHER LAYER??
Sketchbooks are worse. Because THERE ARE NO LAYERS, THERE IS NO UNDO, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
Please kindly refrain from touching our workspace.

2.) Injure our hands
We're out of commission if something happens to our hands.

3.) Break our medium.
Whether it's our favorite sketch pencils, chalk, or a stylus...if it breaks...that's around TEN DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAAAIIIN. Some of us pay for our own supplies. So please.

4.) take us away from our environment
While mid-inspiration, if we get dragged out of our house and lose inspiration for a potentially great drawing...ITS GAME OVERRRRR FER THAT ONE'

5.) Deprive us of our sleep
We probably lose enough sleep on our own drawing.
Don't make it worse. *Eye twitch*

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