Thoughts I had reading One Piece

11 0 3
                                    

"why did Buggy the clown place 7th in the character popularity poll?"

"Mr.Cauliflower and Buggy the Clown would make a decent couple. They both have stupidly small and disfigured bodies."

"He's lost 10 liters of blood, how is he not dead? Dreams. Ambitions. Being a pirate."

"I thought Sanji would top Zoro in who I thought was the coolest character, until I saw Sanji hang out with Nami. Then I just thought he was gross."

"Oda-Sensei gives no fucks"

"I wanted to do Fanart of Mihawk and then I realized that he was a very minor character"

"If I wasn't in public, I would've cried when the Usopp pirate crew disbanded."

"Freaking, NAMI. WHY YOU ABANDON YOUR CREW IN THE OCEAN RESTAURANT EPISODE??"

"Nami's waistline is just asking to be x-rayed. She has no ribs."

"Cauliflower man will rule the world one day. And get his vengeance. For beING SHOVED IN A CHEST AND LEFT BEHIND WITH EMPTY TREASURE CHESTS TO ROT WITH HALF MUTATED ANIMALS DAMMIT"

"I ship buggy x cauliflower"

"I can't believe I still haven't heard the OP to the anime yet."

"I wonder what's happen if I googled  Mr.Cauliflower..."

"FANART FANART FANART"

Bullshit, Rants, and LolsWhere stories live. Discover now