Bullshit, Rants, and Lols

A strange family fued

Due to the sensitive topic of this post, reader's discretion is advised.
This is all for comedy and falls under the category of satire.
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So.
My family and I were taking a small road trip because my Dad's company was giving a tour of one of their facilities.
It was a dam.
Anyways.
We're way out in the rural areas of our state, and my sister made a comment on the ride there:
"My boyfriend texted me saying that the campsite he's at is the most red-necked, white trash place he's ever stayed at."

Now. My parents then yelled at her.
But for the wrong reason.
My dad yelled at her with;
"White trash is is more urban I tell ya! If he's going to be a racist at least be politically correct about it!"

Which in turn, my mom responded with;
"What does it matter! It's what kids say in this generation! Jeez! Get with the times!!"

Then my parents were arguing about whether or not what my sister's boyfriend texted my sister was politically correct.

It got annoying because I couldn't focus on my manga, so I responded:

"What does it matter!? A rednecked white trash person is just a rednecked basic bitch! (Or douchebag if you're a boy I guess)"

And then my family laughed at me.

I warned you at the beginning of this post didn't I?

It's baaaaaaad.

Well.
I did make a bad comment yesterday anyways. But it was an accident.
Bleh. That's a story for another time.
(Plz don't kill me I'm not racist I swear)