Roses are red
violets are blue
grab some ice because
I'M ABOUT TO ROAST YOU!
Roses are red
violets are blue
if I never texted you
then boy get a clue!
Roses are red
violets are blue
can you take me to my mans,
a bear named Baloo?
Roses are red
violets are blue
when I see you- ACHOO!-
never mind, can I get a tissue?
Roses are red
violets are blue
your rhyme scheme is wack
and so is your crew.
Roses are red
violets are blue
why are you here?
Because I don't like you.
Roses are red
violets are blue
I've barely even started and you
already lost your hue.
Roses are red
violets are blue
your hair is askew
and you smell like poo.
Roses are red
violets are blue
boy you better get 'fore
I kick you like a kangaroo!
Roses are red
violets are blue
if you were in a canoe,
I'd tip you over.
Roses are red
violets are blue
I am a robot
here to terrorize you.
Roses are red
violets are blue
I am a boss,
so what does that make you?
Roses are red
violets are blue
if you are the beast,
then I am the one with the shotgun.
Roses are red
violets are blue
when we went to the zoo
your cousins waved at you.
Roses are red
violets are blue
you got more personalitys
than Katie Kazoo!
Roses are red
violets are blue
these boots are made for walking,
and that's just what they'll do.
On your face.
Multiple times.
Roses are red
violets are blue
this rhyme is over used
and so are you.
{Author's Note}
Lmao I legit looked up words that rhyme with blue and used some off of that list. :D These are all originals (except for the very last one) but if I did copy anyone I am really sorry, it wasn't on purpose, honest! I guess great minds think alike...
ADDED ON AUTHOR'S NOTE: July 11, 2016
Dedicated to _Imperfect_Writing for being so kind to me and giving my little poems book a chance.
Here's her little roses are red poem:
"Roses are red violets are blue don't touch my man or I'll punch you!!"
This really made me laugh so thanks a lot for this! ^.^
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