Reasons Why Patrick Should Stay Alive

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mommy    patrick my child tysm for my gf

trick:(     um,,,i dont understand

cryan    o0O0o0O0ohhhhh did you get her kik

geebear    spill

mommy    yea i got her kik but no stealing her she is mine

mommy added baby mel to 'reasons why patrick should stay alive'

baby mel    dont you dare say this is trick stump we are talking bout

trick:(    guilty

mommy    this is my girlfriend

baby mel    i never agreed to this

geebear    are you the girl w the green and black hair who beats homophobes up

baby mel     uh,,,, maybe

gabe is babe    you punched me in the nose once bc i called petes hair gay

baby mel    oh yeah

trick:(    mel you should come over after school my bleach is fading or at least thats what pete said

peter pan    it is but DONT cut it i love it long and fluffy

baby mel    are you the pete that abused trick

trick:(    yes but dont hurt him

mikes    wait you abused patrick

peter pan    i didnt want to do it

trick:(     its okay petey i know you didnt want to

baby mel    if you even think of hurting patrick your dick will be hanging from a flag pole in my yard

spenis    gAyS iMpOrTaNt nEwS

gabe is babe   what

trick:(    destiel is real

spenis     how did you know that

brendab    wTF OML MY OTP IS A CANNON

trick:(    cas texted me

cryan    add him pLEASE

trick): added cas to 'reasons why patrick should stay alive'

trick):    welcome to hell cas

cas    oh my why am i in hell

baby mel    castiel you son of a bitch

cas    hello melanie