Reasons Why Patrick Should Stay Alive

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meagan tent good morning to yall my beautiful girlfriend just made me pnacakes and i feel # blesst

patrick the stump pete make me food

meagan tent pete sucks at cookinh

pete the wentz stfu im a master chef

brendog urie you dont even know how to crack an egg

the right way he tried to crack it by smashing it on my head

pete the wentz how abt cereal

patrick the stump fine but i want lucky charms and use my soy milk

patrick the stump also im using he him pronouns now cause why the fuck not

shady smith i'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go

I just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I'm Mr Brightside

I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest
Now, he takes off her dress
Now, letting me go
'Cause I just can't look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibi
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr Brightside
I never
I never
I never
I never

patrick the stump did u just mr brightside me???

shady smith u know it bb

pete the wentz PATRICON U HAVE THIN MINTS WTF ND U DIDNT TELL ME

patrick the stump hell yes i have thin mints bitch bring them up

pete the wentz excuse me im ur bf????

andrew im coming over im such a sLUT for thin MinTs

joey bITCH ME TOO

shady smith me and mikey are breaking out we want thin mints

the wrong way smith get your ugly hands off of my bby brother

the right way stfu spencer has beautiful hands

dalloff guys im getting married

gabriel weekes AHAHHSHDJDJF I FUCKING LOVE U DALL I FUCKING LOVE U

patrick the stump OTP YES

pete the wentz gabeeeeee whattttt girrllll get over here im going to throw u a fucking party

dalloff I FUCKING HAPPY GUYS I LOVE HER SO MYCH

brendog urie CONGRATS

curious george WHHHATTTTT DALLON U LIL SHIT

dalloff i will beat ur skinny ass ross

curious george im planning the wedding with bebs

brendog urie i did not agree to this

elisa ayo GABI WE R TAKING U DRESS SHOPPING

meagan tent ALL GIRLS WHO WANT IN SAY I

curious george i

halsey ullud

halsey i

crybby i

billie ME FUCK YES

meagan tent patrick i dont give a duck if u r a girl
or not u r coming

patrick the stump fuck you camper but ok

elisa ayo im cummin 2

halsey ;)))))))

i legit dont want to live anymore:))))