Reasons Why Patrick Should Stay Alive

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spence added trick:( to 'reasons why patrick should stay alive'

spence    baby boy im coming over and im picking up mel on the way

trick:(    tell mel to bring hair dye  and her 1d vinyls bc i finally got a record player

baby mel    ive got it all and im bringing you a flower crown that will go to yr new hair

trick:( added jon to 'reasons why patrick should stay alive'

trick:( added peter pan to 'reasons why patrick should stay alive'

peter pan    im sorry bren i didnt mean it i love you so much buddy please dont be mad at me you are a hansome boy dick or no dick i love you brendon

brendoor       i actually might cry and no worries petey boo 

jon     sorry for being a grammar nazi

trick:(    g aYs green day is playing here  this weekend  and so is 1d im sobbing

peter pan     and guess whos going

trick:(    you didnt have to rub it in my face

geebear    they are going to scream peter i know it

peter pan    i will tell you if i can come over

trick:(    only for 5 minutes okay

peter pan     fuck thanks ill he there in 3

baby mel    we just pulled up and they look so fucking cute holy crap ash im leaving you for them

mommy      i would leave me for trick too

spence     tbh i think we all would leave our d8m8 for trick

brendoor    well most of us dont know what they look like

trick:(    i dont even know what i look like i havent looked in a mirror for about a year maybe longer

mommy    i how do you look so good w/o looking in a mirror

trick:(    idk i just couldnt stand to see myself in the mirror so I covered them all up

peter pan     trick come out back i have something for you

geebear    get this on camera someone

ryro    film the world before it happens

spence    i got my camera

baby mel     okso pete and patrick are out side pete seems nervous hut the pulls out a six pack of dr pepper and gives it to patrick then he oulks out and envelope kisses their cheek and hops over the fence

trick:(    ok wtf is this pete i mean thnks for the dr pepper but whats in the envelope

peter pan    open it and spence film it

ryro     what is it

geebear    shush child

trick:)    tjamk tou petey

spence    where the fuck did you get that kind of money

peter pan     it wasnt that expensive

trick:)     lies but anyway that you so much pete and do you want to come with me

spence    im actually so jealous

peter pan    i have my own tickets

trick:)    spence do you want to come

spence    OML YES PATRICK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HOLY SHIT OFC I WAN TO COME

geebear    send me the video ugly

spence    //1 video attached

trick:)   i am not going to watch that video

peter pan    i am still not over how good you look patrick

trick:)    ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'

brendoor    ew that meme is so old

dad    just like yr pussy

mikes    o savage

baby mel    trick get in here I'm doing yr hair

trick:)    okay bossy

trick:)    feed me spence

spence    whos bossy now

cas     patricks :( went to a :)

trick:)    yes cas pete made me happy,,,, surprise

peter pan    love you too boo

baby mel    okay trick leave yr hair for the next 45 minutes

i am such 1D trash

ahhhhh this is so short im sorry gals, guys and pals i may not update tomorrow sorry :////