This is a weird story so bear with me. (Just imagine, I had to live through it. *shudders*)
Me: *waiting in line with two friends (who are girls) and my crush for something*
Girl-friend 1: *punches crush after he says something that apparently irritated her*
Crush: Oww! You punched my bone!
Girl-friend 2: *gasps* What did you say?
Crush: *still upset-ish* She punched my bone.
Girl-friend 2: Oh, I thought you said something else.
Me: *being stupidly curious asks in a playful voice* What? What is it?
Girl-friend 2: Nothing.
Me: *pushing harder* Oh come on what is it?
Girl-friend 2: Well I thought *insert crushes real name whatever it may be~* said something else.
Me: *really curiously* What did you think he said?
Girl-friend 2: Do you really want to know?
Me: *glances at Girl-friend 1* Yeah.
Girl-friend 2: I thought he said "You punched my balls."
(Sazzy: Which is appropriate she thought that cause Girl-friend 1 punched his hip bone which could be easily switched (if you weren't looking closely) as... ya know)
Me: *freezes* *glances at crush awkwardly*
Crush: *smiles nervously*
Me: *turns completely red*
Girl-friend 1: *bursts out laughing*
~a little while later~
Me: *asks another question about something Girl-friend 2 said*
Girl-friend 2: Do you really wanna ask that? Remember what happened last time.
Me: *shuts up*
AAAAAAHHHHH! THIS WAS TERRIBLE! I SWEAR I WAS SO AWKWARD AFTER THAT. Even tho I was awkward cause I was around ma crush but still.
That is terrible.
I can't believe I lived through it.
I mean, I can't believe I didn't pass out right after she said that to us.
The lesson of this story is to never ask questions... EVER.
And also. . . Curiosity killed the cat. . .
Me: *AWKWO-TACO*
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