ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE! Maybe. You Tell Me.

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Funny little story I have here to tell you.

Ahem. Okay. Let's get started.

So I was walking into the kitchen and accidentally my crush touch my bum.

So I head bumped him.

Lol it was actually an accident that I head bumped him.

And it was an accident that he touched me on the.. yeah....

It was really funny cause it all happened really fast like: *touch* *head butt*

I guess I just have that fast of reflexes.

*flexes proudly*

Also a message to the guys.

If you touch the butt you get punished.

So no touchy.

*waves finger disapprovingly*

I mean, unless you're married to the girl then ya know. You're allowed? I mean if she wants you too? I dunno?

*shrugs*

Ok I just made the awkward didn't I?

Oh great Sazzy, messin' things up for the little children.

Wait-

If there's little children reading this I am terribly sorry for all the drama and stuffs....

And just me.

Lol.

I'm just gonna go die now.....

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