#Fabulous

The Talk.

Very scary title..

Very not scary chapter.
(I think?)

Lol

So I was talking with my mom last night and she was like. "You never give (my crushes name) attention!"

And I was like? "Whaaaaaaat? I feel like I follow him around all the time."

And my mom was like: "Whaaaaaaat? The way I see it you don't give a lot of attention.."

And I was like "oh."

Inside my mind was like: Shoot I'm failing at this already.

Then my mom said, "After he gives you attention you gotta give him little treats. Like a puppy, good boy."

No lie, dats what she said.

And I was like: "Should I give him brownies?" I knew what she meant but we were just joking around.

And I was just sitting there in thought like...

I don't know how to give him attention..

I don't know to give him attention without.....

*DRAMATIC SPACER*

SINNING.

Lol, so I was like.

"Yeah, I'll just give him attention.. yeah.." *laughs nervously*

*yelps* Help!