Alvin: *can speak, but it's a whisper* Slade... wanna hear a riddle?
Slade: *looks up from his phone and smirks* Sure, Alvin
Alvin: Okay... what looks good in black and red?
Slade: Hmm... I don't know... what?
Alvin: *smirks* Look in the mirror and you'll get the answer