Slade: Hey, babe?
Alvin: *looks at him* Yeah?
Slade: What's your opinion on kissing? Like, when you're kissing someone?
Alvin: It depends
Slade: Why does it depend?
Alvin: Because, if I'm kissing someone that's not you, it would be the worst kiss ever. But if my lips are connected with yours, then every time they meet, it's the best kiss ever *pulls him closer and kisses him*