Alvin: Hey babe, take off your shirt.
Slade: *on his phone* No
Alvin: Take off your shirt.
Slade: No
Alvin: Why not?
Slade: Why does it matter to you?
Alvin: Because... *tackles Slade to the ground and growls* ...when I kiss you, I want to see your body... *licks his lips* ...uncovered
