Alvin: Hey, Slade, what's one perk of dating a lamp?
Slade: What?
Alvin: You can always turn it on
Slade: *rolls eyes* You know what's a perk of being with you?
Alvin: What?
Slade: *pulls Alvin closer* No matter what, you are always turned on for me
Alvin: *blushes hard*
