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Alvin: Hey, babe?

Slade: Hmm?

Alvin: I've got a question.

Slade: What is it?

Alvin: Say we've never met...

Slade: Okay? *listens curiously*

Alvin: And I somehow fell done... maybe I tripped or maybe someone pushed me...

Slade: *keeps listening*

Alvin: An idiot would walk by, a gentleman would help me up, but a real man would lay down with me...

Slade: *looks at him*

Alvin: ...which man would you be?

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