Not The One

Chapter 9

I slowly crept into the house praying to god that Courtney was asleep. But, apparently god has me blocked.

"And where the hell have you been!? You had me worried sick. I thought waw gonna find you ina dumpster  somewhere." I swear she is the most dramatic person in my family.

"I'm sorry I should've told you that I was leaving ear."

"Ya damn right you better be sorry. And don't let it happen again." She said smacking the back of my head. She circled me like a vulture like she'd never seen me before. She kept circling until her eyes lit up.

"Bitch spill now." She demanded pulling me to the couch.

"Spill what?" I asked in confusion.

"Bitch you know." She said with a smirk.

"No I really dont." At this point I was beyond loss.

"You was out here bein frisky weren't ya?"

"No actually I was not for your information nosey ass."

"Hmmm so explain why your shirts on inside out you smell like men's cologne and you have sex hair hmmmm care to explain?"

"First off nothing even happen."

"Ha! so you admit you were with another male."

"Yes Courtney I was and he was a complete gentleman." I said giving her a fake grin.

"So who is this "gentleman"?" She asked using air quotes.

"That is for me to know and for you to never find out." And with that I went up to my room and plopped myself right onto my bed. What a night.
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      It was now humpday aka piss Lamar off day. One of my favorite holidays actually. So to start off this splendid day I had no time for my daily breakfast then I  had to get my tire repaired which caused me to be late to my first class of the day but during that class I realizedI didn't have my fucking notes. At this point I just wanted a xanax and a nice ole bleach martini. I felt a tap on my shoulder I turn around to be met with a fair skinned girl with curly hair. She looked very familiar to me.

"Are you Lamar?" She asked with curiosity in her voice.

"Yes . who's askin?" At this point of my day I was not in the mood for any shenanigans.

"I'm Saje and I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop texting my man."

"Um and your man is?" I already knew the answer to the question.

"Don't act like you don't know who he is and I advise you to stop trying to contact him." She said with a fake smile. Oh dis bitch done lost it.

"Ok first of all Sanjay  or whatever your name is tell YOUR "man" to stay outof my messages because if you wanna get technical you're a side hoe and I'm the main and I have the screen shots to prove it bitch .. are we done here?" I said giving her the same fake smile she gave me a few minutes ago. And with that I walked away feeling her throw imaginary daggers at my back. I did a little strut letting her know I was the shit ;p. Then it hit me. Literally. I felt a hard object collide with my head.

"Fuck!" I exclaimed holding the back back of my head.

"Serves you right bitch." She walked by with a satanic smirk.

I ran to my car still clutching my throbbing head. Thinking to myself.
I'm to cute for this shit.
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   I made my way out of the hostpital with a ice pack. Yes an ice pack. No I didn't have a concussion so I couldn't sue the bitch. Sad huh? It wasn't all bad my doctor was fine as hell but he I could tell he had a wife by his wedding ring and I was not trying to get another shoe thrown at my head. One was enough. I got into my car once again reavaluating my life. I'm getting shoes thrown at my head over someone I'm not even with anymore. This is not ok at allll. I put my keys in the ignition expecting it to start which I did not. I tried again hooing it would start. Ugghhhhhhh. I counted to 10 kissed the key then tried it again. Nope. Not a damn thing. "Fuck." I pulled out my phone making numerous text and calls not one single answer.
          
   I waited a good 30 minutes until I heard my phone ring. I picked it up swiftly o swiftly actually making me drop it. Face fucking down. Why me? Out of all the little gay boys in Georgia. Why me? I slowly picked it up hoping it wasn't cracked but of course being me things don't work that way. I slid my finger across the screen accepting the call.

"Hello?"

"Hey it's Eli you ok? I just got your text."

"I'm in quite the pickle at the moment."

"Yeah I could tell you needa ride?"

"I'd appreciate it  at the moment."

"Send me the adress and I'll be on my way."

"Kk."

Thank the lord for bringing this man in my life.
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By now I was at my front porch knocking on the door since It slipped my mind to grab my house keys before I left the house. Apparently Courtney was not home lord knows what she was doing

"Fuck!"

"Everything alright?" Eli asked from the car.

"No not really." I said making my way back to the car . I slumped in my seat letting out a big gust of air.

"Long day?"

"You don't even know."

"Tell me about."

"It's a verrryyy long ane tiring process." I said rolling my eyes

"I got time." He chuckled

"Well I cant tell a story on a empty stomach." I hadn'tate at all today I felt like I'd loss 10 pounds.

"Where to?"
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