Yesterday at lunch, I was sitting with my friends and MadHatter895 gave me an orange. Although I told her I don't like oranges.
I give it back to her. She throws it at me. I throw it back at her. She throws it back at me, and it lands under the table.
Right next to me, Fish Face (from WHAT and YAS) hunches over to get the orange and puts it on my open notebook.
"Your orange, madam."
I take the orange, wait a seconds, and drop it in his collar. He gets it out immediately, and while I took the time to throw away my garbage, he put it in my sandwich.
I threw that orange away, and just as I was sitting down, madhatter throws another orange at me.
This time I go to the garbage and squeeze it until it has nothing left and throw it at her.
*takes a bow*
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