There was once a chair named Bobert. All his life he dreamt of growing a nose.
One night, the owner of the desk, who was a six year old, went to bed and put a tooth under her pillow. The tooth fairy came into the room and took the tooth, then saw the chair crying in the arms of the desk on how he didn't have a nose. The tooth fairy decided to make him a nose out of the tooth.
The next morning when Bobert woke up, he discovered that he had a nose and was overjoyed.
That all ended when the girl sat down on Bobert, and felt the nose on her back inhaling. She karate chopped it off and Bobert was left with only one nostril.
That is the end of Bobert the one nostrilled chair.
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