I get a phone call from WillowWolf1000
"Hello, this is the life or death test, please answer the following questions."
"Willow..."
"Do you eat tomatoes, potatoes, peppers or eggplant?"
"Yes."
"Okay, you are going to die." Willow says.
"Why?"
"Because they are unhealthy."
"But they are vegetables."
"But they are not healthy."
"But they are vegetables..."
"The pepper overwhelms your taste buds."
"You mean spicy peppers."
"Yes."
"Okay, well I don't eat spicy peppers."
"Well if you eat tomatoes and potatoes, it will kill you!"
"What about Potato423 ?—"
"Don't eat potato—"
"I wasn't going to eat—"
"Do you eat pork and beef?"
"Yes."
"Okay, you are going to die."
"Well..."
"Do you eat artificial sugar?"
"Do I scoop sugar in my mouth like you do, no." I said sarcastically.
"Okay, good, you won't die."
"Okay, do you want to talk about bowel movements?"
"No. No. No. No."
"What about... insomonia... insom-onia—"
"Insomnia?"
"Yeah."
"No."
We spoke for 2 hours and 39 minutes and I think that's a record for how much I have ever socialized.
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