I was at Trader Joe's and I was watching the cart because my dad had to go to the bathroom. So I was just standing and this girl walks past me—
SHE HAS A BEACON HILLS SWEATER (teen wolf).
I wanted to just become quick fandom friends and exchange numbers although I had never seen this person before. So I did the ideal thing—
"Hey!" I say in a peppy voice. When I get excited I'm not able to make sentence so I uh...
I rapidly shook my sweatshirt with two fingers.
"Yeah it's lit." She says cooly and walks away.
I don't- I'm just- I'm so happy- I don't even.
Someone please come and talk to me about teen wolf, PLEASE.
IF YOU SEE A GIRL OR BOY WITH A BEACON HILLS SWEATSHIRT TAKE A SELFIE AND POST IT ON INSTAGRAM WITH THE HASHTAG #GODSOFPERCYJACKSON BECAUSE YUNNO WOOT.
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HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...
