Once again, I was at sephora, and I had a makeover. Listen, I like watching these makeup tutorials, so I was curious.
So the lady who was applying my makeup discovered that I was a complete newbie, so she put lots of stuff on my face.
Yeah.
She then started putting on the eyeshadow, and I kept on blinking.
"Honey you need to relax."
Inside I was like— how do you relax when someone is rubbing and poking this powder on your eye that's making you cry internally because it's getting into the crease of your eye and it feels sticky? (I have run on.)
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