*me wearing red nail polish + in the shower*
OH MY GOD? OH MY GOD. MY NAILS ARE BLEEDING. AHHHH. oh wait that's just polish oops.
*me looking to see if I have any hair on my arms or legs*
WOW. IM BALD. *puts on glasses*oh wait is that a field?
*me looking in the mirror* O H. M Y. G O D. M Y. P I M P L E S. A R E. G O N E. YASSSSSSSS *puts on glasses* *faces the harsh reality of acne*
I hope you enjoyed this chapter (basically saying I hope you enjoyed my pain).
YOU ARE READING
MEH
HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...
