"I don't want to make the salad." Mom says.
"I'll make the salad." I said.
"You say it like it is easy." Step dad says.
"Well, what's so hard?"
"You know there's bugs in the lettuce, right?"
"Um what."
"Lettuce comes from the ground, so there is going to be bugs."
"Second thought, I'm not touching it. Nope, yeah I'm good."
My first thought was I ain't touchin that aw hale no
Somewhere, at sometime. Goatsareboss1234 just made an inappropriate joke when I said that.
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HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...
