I was on the phone with my uncle, talking about my trip to the orthodontist.
"So I got these spacers in my mouth."
"Ooh those suck," he responds.
"Yes. I want to take a needle, thread it through the rubber band and pull it out in the most violent way possible."
Cause that's how I roll.
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HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...
