I was in the car with a bag of sushi right next to me, and it smelled so good, and I was (am) hungry.
"Dad."
"Yes."
"Can I have one piece of sushi?"
"No."
"Dad did you really think I was going to go through the bag in the dark to eat in the car?"
"Yes."
He is probably right...
"What? No. I'm more sophisticated than that."
G stop lying to yourself, sweet heart.
YOU ARE READING
MEH
HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...
