"Gosh I want a piece of gum right now." Step dad says.
"Not all of us can get what we want." I say, referencing the metal bands that are in the back of my mouth (bite plate bands).
"That was salty."
"Nice word play."
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HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...
