I was having breakfast with MadHatter895 and we decided to stop at the pet store. There was this big cat with little flakes on its sides and back.
It decided to walk in between my legs, rubbing up against me.
I'm serious when I say—
This cat had dandruff.
Because this cat, left little flakes, on my leggings.
Which made me feel uncomfortable.
I don't know why I keep making new paragraphs.
Meh.
The legacy of dandruff cat.
YOU ARE READING
MEH
HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...
