"Good morning."
"Good morning."
"What have you been doing?"
"Nothing really."
"What'd you eat for breakfast?"
"A breakfast burrito."
"Where was it from?"
"Taco Bell."
"But you went to Taco Bell yesterday..."
"It's leftovers."
"Why'd you get a breakfast burrito last night?"
"It's not a breakfast burrito."
"But you said it was a breakfast—"
"No. It's a burrito I ate for breakfast."
"Clever one."
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