I'm sorry this is a repetitive chapter but seriously.
BONENZO SHOULD HAVE LASTED.
I AM ON SEASON 7 OF THE VAMPIRE DIARIES.
I GOT SPOILED.
I WATCHED ENZOS DEATH SCENE.
I FREAKING CRIED.
IM CRYING RIGHT NOW.
I CANT.
OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE SO MUCH LIQUID IN MY EYES.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP.
I THINK THIS IS THE SHIP THAT I GOT MOST ATTACHED TO.
SO RIGHT NOW I CANT WATCH MORE VAMPIRE DIARIES BECAUSE NETFLIX IS BEING A BUTT SO I HAVE TO CRY WHEN I GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND SEE PROMOS FOR SEASON EIGHT EVEN THOUGH IM NOT UP THERE AND I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND I JUST CANT.
I CANT OKAY.
AND YEAH THIS IS PROBABLY FUNNY FOR YALL READERS AND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY SINCE THIS BOOK IS IN HUMOR AND NOT MY-SHIP-JUST-DIED CATEGORY.
DONT TOUCH ME.
I CANT.
I CANT RIGHT NOW.
NO.
AH.
WELL.
I CANT POSSIBLY TURN OFF MY CAPS BECAUSE WHY NOT EXPRESS MY PAIN IN CAPS AM I RIGHT OR AM I R I G H T?
DONT ANSWER THAT.
I DIDNT REALIZE THAT I WROTE SO MUCH SO I BETTER GO AND SULK IN MY COVERS AND HOPEFULLY FULFILL MY DREAM TO BECOME A LIVING BLANKET BURRITO.
YEAH.
PEACE EVEN THOUGH I FEEL NO PEACE AT ALL RIGHT NOW DONT EVEN
YOU ARE READING
MEH
HumorBOOK THREE. CAUTION: YOU MIGHT HAVE A LAUGHING ATTACK AND FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR OR WHATEVER YOU ARE SITTING ON. (If it's the floor, please don't sass me.) Have you read WHAT or YAS? Well well welllll, if you haven't, those are the two books that c...
