Ha ha okay, squirt

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My friends (UniPegasus214 Goatsareboss1234 MadHatter895 Avocado) and I were at the park and we were playing catch with a football.
There were these little kids, and one of them said to me "can you move?" but it was extremely snarky for such a little boy so I snorted and said okay.
We moved over, the children somehow got into our space again though because their soccer ball was magically coming towards Goatsareboss's legs and hurting him constantly.
So I tell my friends that we should move again since the children were starting to bother me. Friends do not move.
"Listen to your reasonable friend." One of the squirts say.
I'm so shocked that this kid knew what the word reasonable means. He looked like he was four to me.
I gave a thumbs up and we moved.

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