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Police: Where do you live?
Kid: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Kid: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Kid: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Kid: Next to my neighbor's house
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Kid: If I tell you, you won't believe me
Police: Tell me!!
Kid: Next to my house
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