~5 things I have to do before I die~
1. Wear a shirt that says "Life" and hand out lemons on the street corner
2. Buy a horse. Name it "Thunder takes the lead" and enter it in horse races
3. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
4. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person
5. Get a walk-in closet. Design the inside to look like Narnia.
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