~Calvin Coolidge vs. Random lady at White House Dinner~
(Actually a real event!)
Woman: Mr.Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you.
Calvin Coolidge: You lose.

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RandomYes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey. Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...