After being married for 30 years, a wife asks her husband to describe her. Her husband looked at her then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, and K." She asks, "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot." She smiled happily and replied, "Oh, that's so lovely... what about I, J, and K?" The husband said, "I'm just kidding!"
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