Girl 1: Don't hate me because I'm smart.
Girl 2: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
Girl 1: ...Okay, give me a second, I have 2 go murder my boyfriend now.
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RandomYes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey. Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...
