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Q: A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she'd never seen before. He said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I have made a mistake. I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back in her room and phone security. What made the woman suspicious of the man?
A: You don't knock on your own hotel door.
Q: A man is trapped in a room. There are only two possible exits: two doors. through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
A: He waits until nighttime and goes through the first door.
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