Boy: I couldn't be possibly happier right now. For the first time in my life, a girl told me that she loves me.
Person I don't know: Aren't mom's great?
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Oh, snap! Call the emergency unit! I heard someone just got burned!!! :D
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RandomYes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey. Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...
