~Your average pun girl ~_^ All puns are not mine~
I would tell you a pizza pun, but it's too cheesy.
I would tell you a vegetable pun, but it's too corny.
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but it doesn't matter. None of them work.
Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? It was two tired.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What do you call security outside of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy.
I wan't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
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RandomYes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey. Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...
