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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
What do you call an academically successful roll of bread? A honor roll.
What do you have to do to have a party in space? Planet.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play a game.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters, but they only had 13, 749 matches.
I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.
I am on a seafood diet. Whenever I see food, I eat it.
I hate insect puns. They really bug me.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
My math teacher called me average. How mean!
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RandomYes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey. Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...
