My parents called me a liar... I looked at them in the eyes and said
"Santa, Easter Bunny, and Tooth Fairy" and walked away like a boss.
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My parents called me a liar... I looked at them in the eyes and said
"Santa, Easter Bunny, and Tooth Fairy" and walked away like a boss.