~Your daily dose of Yo Mama jokes. (Don't read if you get offended easily.)~
-Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went to the beach, a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
--Yo Mama is so ugly that when she joined a "How ugly are you" contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
- Yo Mama's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
-Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
-Yo Mama is so heavy that when she got on a scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
-Yo Mama is so obese that when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
-Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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RandomYes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey. Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...
