Police: *Knocks on door*
Me: Who is it?
Police: It's the police.
Me: What do you want?
Police: We just want to talk.
Kid: How many of you are there?
Police: 2.
Kid: Then talk to each other.
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RandomYes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey. Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...
