*Stupid animal jokes*
~Skip this if you want. It's really lame (I'm not kidding!)~
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!
10 animals are talking (I know! I know! Animals don't talk.)...
Koala: I have the necessary koalafications.
Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant!
Lion: Don't listen to him, he's lion.
Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
Horse: Indeed, it's making my voice horse.
Owl: Horse please, when do you ever say something smart? Don't worry. Owl wait.
Hawk: Ouch, hawkward.
Giraffe: I'm out of here! You all are giraffing me crazy!
Alpaca: Alpaca your things.
Minnow: Let minnow when you get there.
~The weirdest theory about the extinction of dinosaurs...~
(Student explanation.):
Q1) How did the dinosaurs dies?
After the dinosaurs ate everything on Earth, they dug deep into the ground to search for food. Sadly, they became trapped in the holes, which is why their skeletons are found underground today.
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