Another epic showdown... go Winston!! 😂
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~Winston Churchill vs. Bessie Braddock~
Braddock: Winston you are drunk!
Churchill: You're right, Bessie. And you're ugly. But tomorrow morning I'll be sober. And you'll still be ugly.
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