~I had to do something related to zodiacs: Big shout-out to narwhal444, Cutch2221, and prestocar4 for being the Sagittarius, Gemini, and Aquarius in my life (Even though I have other people, y'know?) Enjoy!😊(VOTE, VOTE, AND VOTE IF YOU WANT MORE ZODIAC STUFF)~
(BTW, in case anyone's wondering, I'm a Cancer. :D ♋️)
Zodiac Squads:
Rad but Sad: Taurus♊️, Aries♈️, Cancer♋️, and Gemini♊️
Had probably killed a man already: Leo♌️, Scorpio♏️, Virgo♍️, and Aquarius♒️
Looks like they could probably be wearing a flower crown, but they can really kick butt: Cancer♋️, Leo♌️, and Sagittarius♐️
Too good for this world: Libra♎️, Pisces♓️
Most likely to be models:
Taurus♊️, Gemini♊️, Cancer♋️, Leo♌️, Libra♎️, Scorpio♏️, Sagittarius♐️, Aquarius♒️, and Pisces♓️.
If the signs hate you:
Will tell you: Scorpio♏️, Sagittarius♐️, Aries♈️, Gemini♊️, and Leo♌️
Will be nice to you, but will be a jerk when you're not there: Pisces♓️, Cancer♋️, Taurus♊️, and Libra♎️
Won't tell you, but will make sure you know that they hate you: Virgo♍️, Capricorn♑️, Aquarius♒️
The "Kindest People Alive, but can Freeze Hell Over with a Glance" Squad:
Aquarius♒️, Virgo♍️, Gemini♊️, Cancer♋️, and Taurus ♊️
The Zodiac signs in a horror movie:
Aries♈️- The first to die
Taurus♊️- The one who comes home to find everyone dead
Gemini♊️- The one to figure out who the killer is
Cancer♋️- The one that says "Hello? Who's there?" as if the killer will answer
Leo♌️- The one who fights back and ends up dead
Virgo♍️- The one who sacrifices themselves
Libra♎️- The one who says "everybody stay calm!" then freaks out themselves
Scorpio♏️- The one who runs out the front door instead of upstairs
Sagittarius♐️- The one who is secretly helping the killer
Capricorn♑️- The one who snapped and went on a killing spree
Aquarius♒️- The one who makes it to the end
Pisces♓️- The one who screams at everything
"Don't summon my inner jerk, she/he doesn't play nice" Squad:
Gemini-Leo-Cancer-Scorpio-Sagittarius-Virgo-Capricorn-Pisces
Signs on Social Media:
3-hour stalking spree: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio
Likes everyone's posts: Leo, Aquarius, Sagittarius
Follows a whole bunch of food accounts: Aries, Taurus, and Virgo
Why be social when you could be sleeping?- Capricorn, Libra, and Pisces
If Zodiacs were donuts:
Aries: Maple-Bacon Donut
Taurus: Pumpkin Donut
Gemini: Donut Holes
Cancer: Glazed Donut
Leo: Cereal-topped Donuts
Virgo: A Bagel
Libra: Powdered Donut
Scorpio: Jelly-Filled Donut
Sagittarius: Chocolate Donut
Capricorn: An Apple
Aquarius: Custard-Filled Donut
Pisces: Old-Fashioned Donut
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