~Ohmygod, this joke cracked me up so much! Click the star if you agree!:)~
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Alfred's friend: How are you feeling?
Alfred: Dude what happened last night. I think my arm's broken! And my car is wrecked!
Alfred's friend: Well... you were so drunk that you climbed to the top of your garage.
Alfred's friend: You started yelling "Nananananana BATMAN" then jumped off and landed on your car.
Alfred: And you didn't take me to the hospital?!
Alfred's friend: I was too busy laughing.
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RandomYes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey. Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...